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One who acts like a dip shit off of the "jersey shore" I.E. anyone who is a tool that calls them selves the "situation"
The sitiuation from jersey shore is a jersey shore douche bag
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When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.
After I was done with that bitch last night, Jim got a visit from the Jersey Shore Condom Fairy.
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When you fist a girl and get your fist nice and deep, then picking her up off the bed with one arm you fist pump her whole body in the air
I Gave her a Jersey Shore Fist pump, lets just say she no longer has a uterus.
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When you act or say something like an Italian and your excuse for it being ok was that you watch The Sopranos or The Jersey Shore
Person 1 - whatta ya mean you forgot to pick up the tickets whatta you stunad
Person 2 - Stunad, what?
Perosn 1 - its ok I watch the sopranos
Person 1 - oh the old The Jersey Shore/Sopranos Reasoning
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An exclamation made by a person who does not follow or comprehend an explanation made by someone else. Usually by stupidity or plain ignorance.
Smart Guy: "Hey, I was wondering if you would like to join the Chess Club with me, it will be fun. What do you say about it?"
Shirtless Guy: "YEAH, JERSEY SHORE, YEAH!"
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When someone has a fake tan and Euro style of clothing, while using words such as "bro" and fist pumps when engaged in activities.
Those 4 kids walking down the street are Jersey Shore Whores.
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The feelings of anxiety some New Jerseyans felt after the release of MTV's "Jersey Shore" which portrayed all state residents as having orange faces, dance and fist pumping skills, blowed out hair, and the confidence to talk about themselves in 3rd person.
Joe:"Hey bro, what's gotten into Grant? The kid hasn't gone out, shaved, tanned, or cut his hair in like two days."
John:"Grant's been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD) ever since that MTV show "Jersey Shore" came out. He can't stand going to Scorekeepers or out in public anymore because everyone wants him to fist pump and show off his abs."
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