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The name of a high-maintenance girlfriend that a Muslim boy is successfully hiding from his parents but is utterly failing to hide from his own cohort/ friend group.
Example 1:
Person 1: You see Ahmad over there? he has been smiling all day while on his phone.
Person 2: I dunno who he keeps texting
Person 3: Ha G, he be texting his shawty, I saw on the screen, its "Jessica"
Example 2:
Person 1: Why do you want to get married young cuz? people get married around 42 years old.
Person 2: Those people delay marriage because they are doing haraam things.
Person 3: Dang Jessica, spreading fitna everywhere.
Huge fool. She is silly and really smart though! She might blab out some of your secrets.... She is a good friend but easily triggered. A Jessica shouldn't be fully trusted... She will ignore you for the dumbest reasons and will laugh at you for doing this or liking that. SHE HATES BOYS and is probably a lesbian.
Girl: hey Jessica I think I like Lucas
Jessica: o cOoL
Jessica: tells Mia and Kelly her bff's for life
Mia : tells the whole school
Girl1: embarrass so she going to be depress
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The biggest clown in your life
Lol look its jessica the clown
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Always friends with Ava. Really hot 🥵.and a great sense of humour
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Jessicas are all bitches. End of story.
"Ew, there's that slag Jessica again!"
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Very beautiful
Toby♡ miles♡
Loves Radnor splash and maccyD's
Michelle and bumble wasp are my babes
Xoxo
*NOT A FUCKIN CHAV BABES*
I heard jessica only bangs her boyf on Tuesdays and fridays
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If you ever seem to meet a girl called Jessica, then keep her close. She is extremely valuable. Jessica is normally a extremely short person or an extremely tall person. She has a beautiful laugh and eyes that charm you though her walking style may be funny. She is angelic, sexiest person alive and athletic and guys will always try and flirt with her though she will not notice and will consider it normal friendly behaviour. She is an adorable person and you may think without her you can survive just fine, but think again. From the moment she leaves you you will deeply regret it. Jessica is highly compatible with anyone called Kevin, Darian, Ethan, Samuel or Oscar. And she falls in love easily and is really popular and cool.
Jessica can disappear so keep her close
Oh she is so sporty and popular. She must be a Jessica
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