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The red holy war, aka when its that time of the month for the woman in your life.
Dude, whats up with your girlfriend?
Crimson jihad man, she's on the towel.
ohhhhhhh.
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A failed metal hair metal band started in 1983 by governor Rick Santorum.
I can believe he got elected, Gay Jihad was such a controversial band, I am surprised he didn't alienate his conservative base.
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An idea or action that proves to be nothing more than a colossal waste of time. Often destined for failure merely by the mere absurdity of it in the first place.
Tiffany spent hours trying to get a reservation at one of the trendy new restaurants in the city, but none of us could get together that night anyway. What an amish jihad!
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Causing havoc (deliberate or otherwise) on public roads usually by driving offensively or otherwise unsafely for the conditions thereby inconveniencing numerous others.
The taxi cab cut-off three vehicles before merging into expressway traffic at a third of the speed of regular traffic flow causing an influx of traffic behind him. The resulting two hour traffic delay was attributed to Road Jihad.
A pissed off rant on Facebook aimed at nobody in particular but at everyone who will listen.
When Amy discovered her forsythia bushes were cut back by an upset neighbor she went on Facebook jihad to educate the neighborhood about the wrong done.
When a train of mostly gay aerobic men ram each other in the ass for the sake of Allah.
Ahkbar Hazell decided it was time to come out of the closet and let Allah know he was ready to perform an Anal Jihad because he knew he was too hairy and smelly to bone all the virgins in heaven
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A Muslim soldier, also referred to as Ali Baba, when referring to the enemy forces as a whole, or in a group relationship.Johhny Jihad is used a euphenism for a single enemy combatant in Iraq.
Gonna shoot ol Johnny Jihad when he comes out from that building.
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