Jizzy Drain

The stains left on the drain in the shower from excessive shower masturbation

Kyle: Dude bro Thad, I cannot shower at your pad. Your shower is afflicted with Jizzy Drain.
Thad: Dude bro Kyle, I'm sorry but the hot liquid elixir that spews from my shower head makes me feel most excited.
Kyle: That is certainly not most excellent, dude bro.

On Jizzy Cuh

Meaning for real, used in any context as it it the language of gods.

Joey:this shit bussin.
Wyatt:On Jizzy Cuh!

Jizzy Joey

When one ejactulates into the palm of their hand. Proceeding to slap a bitch in the face. Smearing the semen into the eyes and mouth.

Yo dawg, that hoe tried to kiss me after giving me top. So I had to hit her with a jizzy Joey

Shibble Jizzy

One who shakes the semen off the end of his dick after ejaculating.

You are such a shibble jizzy!

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jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.

John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.

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Jizzy Choke

When one deep throats and their partner finishes while in their throat.

Wash down that bad attitude with a nice cold Jizzy Choke.

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Jizzie-Tit

A titty that has been jizzed on. Not to be confused with a "Pearl Necklace." Usually done out of anger or to stimulate pleasure.

"Karen, let me give you a Jizzie-Tit, quite?"
"Quite Frederick, quite!"
"Good, or I would have had to done it out of anger, you skanky Jew cunt bitch!"
"Quite....."

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