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a poo not quite ready to come out but so awkwardly placed in the colon that it is scrathing you.
"i've been poking at my arse for hours ive got a jaggy jobbie lodged somewhere"
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The act of two or more people going for a crap simultaneously. They may also incorporate a game of battle shits(see battle shits definition).
Person 1 : "Mate I'm choking for a shite I've got a turtle heed poking out"
Person 2 : "Same mate. Team Jobby?"
Person 1 : "Sound mate you're getting smoked at battle shits."
The jobby knocker was a person from days of old. When there were no toilets people took a crap in a abucket in the corner of the living room. The jobby knocker would come around daily and knock on your wooden door with a stout stick, he would collect your jobbies in a cart and trundle it away. Who knows what he did with it. Jobby knockers were thus smelly and not held in high respect. In days of yore it was an insult to be called a jobby knocker. These days it is used to insult someone who is a homosexual
Oh look at that big girls blouse over there, he looks like a real jobby knocker
To go for a jobby with a hoodie on with hiphop blaring
I went for a gangsta jobby this morning, it was class.
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A pre bowel movement emotional roller coaster. Often accompanied by goose bumps.
"I'm bursting for a shite. it's making me emotional"
"Have you got the jobby shivers?"
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Mardi Gras of the Midwest; Drunken orgy that takes place over Memorial and Labor Day Weekends on Gull Island, Michigan
Work? Fuck no; it's Jobby Nooner time!!!
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Somone who likes to pack fudge.
John Paul McCue is a jobby jabber as he takes it up the anus.
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