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Jordans

Used to describe certain pairs of shoes endorsed by Michael Jordan which are very popular with basketball players and shoe collectors alike.
-There are two types of jordan shoes
1. Team Jordan
2. Air Jordans (Jordan I-XXIII)

AIR Jordans are generally of the higher quality and much hype is usually surrounded by each release.

You can always see me rockin' a fresh pair of Jordans.

by r3d23a1r March 21, 2008

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Jordan

A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.

Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a Jordan. Your such a bitch.

by JordanTheDollarBill July 11, 2008

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Jordan

A asian boy who prays to the buddha and shoves chopsticks up peoples asses

Oh that chopstick is so deep Jordan push it in harder

by Steven Jobbyson November 6, 2018

42๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jordan

A lovey bright girl. usually extreamly great. and loves everything. and is amazing... super amazing

That girl is so great.. she is such a jordan!

by Smart Harvard Person June 22, 2011

33๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


jordane

A women who is very powerful and very controlling usually towards wanting to be the dominator in relationships. Usually brown haired usually blue or green eyes. A look by a women called jordane will poison you forever and never do a Jordane wrong you will get what you deserve

I want to date her
i don't know man she looks like she would be wild she's a jordane

by Thewordwizardmasterofalltime March 11, 2015

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Jordan

Jordan

jordan is my far the cutest name ever, but especially when it's used for a girl.
jordans tend to be petite girls with sassy attitudes. they are usually very beautiful caring kind and loving. they make the best girlfriends especially when matched with a girl who has a boy name as well. They have a way of brightening up a room just by walking in. a Jordan is the girl that makes you want to settle down and spend the rest of your life with her

She's perfect, a real Jordan!

by prettyrikki March 9, 2009

140๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


jordan

the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT!

"that guy is fine!."
"he must be a jordan."

by loverrr April 2, 2008

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