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verb to beg for something
another term for "hampaslupa na ayaw magtrabaho at gusto buhayin siya ng mga tao"
Eton: Nako, wala nang lumalabas na breastmilk sayo?
Josephine: Oo eh, kelangan ko na mag Josephine ng Gcash kahit tig pipiso lang para ez lyf
Josephine is the best friend you could ever ask for. You can talk to her about anything, and never have to worry that she’ll judge you because you are both equally as weird. She is the perfect person to do everything with; Go on vacation, talk about guys, eat gross food combos, stay up till 3:00am, or just sit on the coach with. She is so goofy, pretty and nice, but also extremely book and street smart. She is the most beautiful person inside and out and has the most stunning red hair. She is so modest, and is the best friend I could ever ask for.
Love you forever Josi!!!!!!
She is a very big person, with big boobs en particulier, her tongue has visited too many places, attention COVID, but still a nice experience. She can paint and garden, talk and walk but not in the same time otherwise she tombe. Attention rots intempestifs.
I have a Josephine in my shoe
She is a very big person, with big boobs en particulier, her tongue has visited too many places, attention COVID, but still a nice experience. She can paint and garden, talk and walk but not in the same time otherwise she tombe. Attention rots intempestifs.
I have a Josephine in my shoe
josephine is a lanky camel.
She likes fish and feet.
All the guys want her but she into way older guys.
guy 1: woah look at her shes so hot
guy 2: thats josephine, hey josephine wanna go out
josephine : no ew u guys are soooooo ugly u look like flys but wait whos that guy over there?
guy 1 : thats my grandpa he is 95-
josephine : HEY DADDY I LOVE U
A true best friend. Despite your mistakes, she will still stand by you and try to understand you. When she says that she loves you, she means it. She’s a crackhead. She loves NF, she loves Shawn and she has a big heart. She is not self-centered, she is a big teddy bear to me. Someone I want to protect, someone I can lean on, to talk to. Trust a ‘Josephine.’ You won’t regret it. She’s a quick responser and would send you videos of her being a dumbass to make you laugh. She can also gossip with you which is really fun. She’s a best friend anyone could ask for. She’s got the spark.
Josephine: “eating oreos for you.”
*she knows you love oreos*
A true best friend. Despite your mistakes, she will still stand by you and try to understand you. When she says that she loves you, she means it. She’s a crackhead. She loves NF, she loves Shawn and she has a big heart. She is not self-centered, she is a big teddy bear to me. Someone I want to protect, someone I can lean on, to talk to. Trust a ‘Josephine.’ You won’t regret it. She’s a quick responser and would send you videos of her being a dumbass to make you laugh. She can also gossip with you which is really fun. She’s a best friend anyone could ask for. She’s got the spark.
Josephine: “eating oreos for you.”
*she knows you love oreos*