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15 year old (or something like that who gives a shit) "pop" singer who sounds like an 8 year old girl who just saw her parents brutally murdered in front of her. Has no talent whatsoever and is only popular because he looks like a skater and has met Usher who isn't even all that great. Often called JB but whoever calls him that obviously hasn't heard Jack Black's music. (which is at least 20 times better).
Justin Beiber fan: OMG JUSTIN BEIBER IS SOOOOO HAWT!
Me: You could say that until you get in bed with him and see that he doesn't have a penis.
Justin Beiber fan: YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF HIS SINGING VOICE!
Me: The wild raccoon in my backyard sings better than him. And stop saying everything so loud.
Justin Beiber fan: WAHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Justin Beiber is a small girl who thinks she can sing and thinks she is beautiful. The truth sadly couldn't be further.
He has a small squeeky voice and can't sing. He is just a ugly fuck and thats about it. Also, he likes to walk into glass doors
Hi guys!
GET LOST!
Why?
Because you're a gay shit!
Prove it!
You're Justin Beiber for fucks sake!
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A 16 year old that sounds and looks like hes 9 or 10 with a emo/lesbian haircut, who is only famous because of Youtube. He makes bad music that is only popular because of brainless, new age 7-17 year girls. Justin has a freakishly high voice and should be shot by anyone that care about the children.
Person 1: Hey listen to this *plays beiber song*
Person-2: What is this a 9 year old girl?
Person-2: No its justin Beiber a adorable singer!
Person What! *punches beiber fan for liking this crap*
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The Gay Thing of Gayness. Had his private parts switched with Lady Gaga's. Used to discribe women crossdressing as men.
I hate that Justin Beiber.
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A talentless 7 year old girl who swallowed a helium baloon before she goes to sing. Tries to be ganster, but is an epic fail of epic fails. A disgrace to Canada. Most likely to come out of the closet in about two or three years after years and years of hiding. Has a LOT of fan who don't know what real music is.
Justin Beiber is a talentless little girl.
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in verb form, its the act of poking someone in the eyes, kicking them in the genital area, then running away screaming in a high pitched voice while flapping your hands up and down as a homosexual would.
Guy: Dude that guy pissed me off, so I Justin Beibered him.
Friend: You sang like a 14-year-old girl to him while saying baby and shawty repeatedly?
Guy: No, its a move. Here, let me show you.
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Is the Aaron Carter equivalent but a few feet smaller and can be easily mistaken for a girl. Essentially is the same wannabe almost Disney Star like crap yet he dosen't have Hilary Duff nor puberty.
Girl 1- Hey look! its Aaron Carter!
Girl 2- (looks closely at small person) Um... I dont think that's Aaron...
Girl 1- Why say that? it looks just like him!
Girl 2- Hear the girly voice? notice that he is not even 5ft tall?
Girl 1- oh yeah... its just Justin Beiber, what a rip off!
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