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When you fart into an unfrozen Icecube tray leaving the water to freeze trapping the fart bubbles inside the ice cubes once frozen.
Hey what are you doing in the freezer,
A frosty Kermit darling... what else
When you laugh so hard you start shaking like Kermit the Frog
Bryan laughed so hard he went Full Kermit
The act of having sex with a women in her tracheotomy hole. In this context, the tracheotomy was due to long term smoking, hence the frog (deep raspy voice) like moans that come from the act.
"Dude, you Sherri down the street? I totally gave her the dirty kermit last night."
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Noob: Wow Jair that is a very epic hat!
Jair: No shit... it's a Kermit Hat.
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Doing a "Kermit Weeks" is having sex with a fat girl.
Bob is off to do the kermit weeks with his coworker Sally
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‘commit suicide’ but in a joking matter. created by @pjmthelast on twitter in her vmin anon au.
“time to kermit sewercide!”
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