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no kit no clue

Used to refer to a n00b that forgot to buy a bomb defuse kit.

Originated from Counter Strike.

cuntstrikepro: omg disarm
n00b: what key do i press to disarm bomb lolz
cuntstrikepro: no kit no clue
n00b: #get out of there it's gonna blow#
cuntstrikepro has left the game

by ClouDstalker February 1, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kit Fisto

At its height, the Jedi order encompassed hundreds of different species, all strong in the Force. Kit Fisto is a striking example of an alien Jedi, with large, unblinking eyes, and a gathered tangle of flexible tentacle-tresses extending from his head. The mighty warrior not only advised the highest office of the Republic, but was also part of the Jedi taskforce assembled by Mace Windu to rescue captives from the Separatist stronghold on Geonosis.

Fisto fought well against the Geonosian and battle droid forces, being one of the few Jedi to survive the extended melee within the carved walls of the execution arena. He effortlessly carved his way through wave after wave of battle droids, on his lips a gently humorous smile as though the horrific battle were only some friendly jest. When Republic reinforcements arrived to spark the first battle of the epic Clone Wars, Fisto led a special unit of clone troopers into the thick of the conflict.

An amphibious Nautolan from the Sabilon region of watery Glee Anselm, Fisto had head tentacles that contained highly sensitive olfactory receptors, allowing him to detect pheromonal expressions of emotion and other changes in body chemistry. Fisto could live in air or in water. He was an extremely powerful swimmer, and honed his Jedi abilities to take advantage of his aquatic origins. He had perfected difficult Force techniques that manipulated the movement of water for defensive or offensive use.

A Jedi Master of renown, Fisto served as mentor to the Mon Calamari pupil, Eerin Bant, former Padawan of the late Master Tahl. Fisto was also co-leader of a Jedi task force that saw the vanquishing of the Iridium pirates in the Atrivis sector. During the Clone Wars, General Kit Fisto's aquatic prowess led to his command of the Mon Calamari campaign. He led local Mon Cal forces partnered with Republic clone sea troopers in battling the Separatist-backed Quarren Isolationist League. Fisto would later be involved in engagements on Devaron and Ord Cestus.

Though a radical combatant with unorthodox fighting methods, Fisto is conservative-minded when it comes to galactic politics. His close friendship and concern for fellow Jedi Aayla Secura occasionally pressed against the rules against attachment. They shared a deep respect for one another that, had they been outside the Jedi order, perhaps may have evolved into something else.

Fisto was one of a group of Jedi Masters gathered together by Mace Windu to arrest Supreme Chancellor Palpatine. The Jedi barged into Palpatine's most private offices. Mace attempted to arrest the Chancellor, but Palpatine sprang into action. Brandishing a lightsaber, Palpatine dropped the guise of harmless politician and emerged as deadly Sith Lord. After an epic duel with the Dark Lord, Master Windu loyally at his side and utilizing such moves as the patented squid-tangle spin, Kit Fisto was struck down, although it was not a fatal blow.

That one Jedi with dreadlocks who smiled in Episode II and fought Palpatine in Episode III...that's Kit Fisto.

by Justin D. White February 23, 2006

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Kit Kat

When frozen, one of the best chcolate bars in the world!

this frozen Kit Kat is the shit!

by Sklar May 4, 2003

330๐Ÿ‘ 146๐Ÿ‘Ž


tit kit

Large saline or silicon breast implants

Check out that tit kit on her

by DJBee May 8, 2007


douche kit

someone who has surpassed being a douche bag; no longer just the bag, but the entire kit.

He's such a douche kit, playing his girl like that.

by fucktreesiclimbbouysmotherfuck December 31, 2010


Lift Kit

When Marty comes back as Mary. When you go to the doctor for a lift kit and come back with a name change. When your pick-up has no game you get a lift kit. When you can't get it up; you need a lift kit. When your 34DD has become 34 Double Long; time for a lift kit. You know when take something for free; thats a lift kit.

Bro you got some mad chics since you got that lift kit on that Ford pick-up.
Hey girl how you able to afford that? I got with my five finger discount.( AKA: Lift Kit)

by Flyoff September 20, 2022


Kit-Whore

Defined in the armed forces as a person who spends most his monthly salary on kit, gadgets and extra equipment.

A kit-whore is a dangerous person as he or she believes their Crye G3 combat pants makes them a more efficient soldier.

Kit-Whoring is an addiction most related to heroin. Once you start buying kit you can't stop.

Friend 1: "Look at Martin's new boots, he bought them for 200 dollars on craigslist!"
Friend 2: "I know, he is such a kit-whore"

by NorwegianArmedForces December 6, 2020