Oh kale no

A phrase coined by the notes Jillian Owens. One will use this phrase in situations of flabbergastment.

Jenny took my seat on the bus, “Oh kale no!”

Kale Juice

A phrase used to trick someone into saying “kill jews” in a similar manner as something such as “Nick Gurrs”

Did you hear? I tricked that OddKast moron yesterday into saying kill Jews by following him with my account named “Kale Juice”

Busty-_-Kale

A true hero, the leader of the friend group. he is the griddy master, the chosen one

I like People that are named Busty-_-Kale

Twitter Kale

When vegetarians/vegans get into a fight on Twitter; Twitter beef but for vegetarians/ vegans

-"wow, did you see that Twitter beef?"
~"actually it was Twitter kale, they were vegans."

Kale Daddy

A sugar daddy for urban girls that cannot regularly purchase kale chips and other expensive vegan snack

I need a kale daddy to buy me this kombucha right now.

$7.99 for a small bag of kale chips? Where is my kale daddy when I need him?!

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kale penis

it’s just a cuss word you use when something doesn’t go your way.

friend: hey careful man you might drop that

you: *drops it* oh kale penis

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Kale Bail

When one is eating vegan food with a friend and forgets money. The other friend then helps or bails them out.

"Molly Hawkey totally Kale Bailed me when I forgot my wallet at Cafe Gratitude. She is such a nice lady." - Genevieve Jones.

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