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A sexual position in which one invites another over to their home to have sex. Once they arrive, however, the first person throws hot soup in their face. Then the victim's entire extended family jumps out from the other room and screams. The victim is then chased down the block by the first person and is killed.
Person 1: Hey, wanna come over later for some sex? I made some seafood bisque too, incase you're hungry!
Person 2: What? Do you think I'm stupid? I can smell a Kansas City Seesaw a mile away!
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Term used by Midwesteners back in the 70s, referring to locally grown marijuana, which then was highly inferior in quality. Any "domestic" weed would only be acquired as a last resort if no Mexican was available.
I smoked some of that Kansas City Shitty and all I got was a headache and a sore throat.
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A sexual position and act wherein a man lies on his back. The woman with her back facing him, squats over him while engaging in anal sex. Upon finishing the woman unloads her fecal matter onto the man.
I thought it was going to be some normal butt sex, but she couldn't control here bowels and it ended up being a kansas city crumper
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Guy 1: what do you think about the chiefs
Guy 2: it has the big gay
Kansas City Chiefs are the big gay
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Team in the AFC West of the National Football League. They play in Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City, MO. Have not had a playoff victory since Joe Montana was traded from the San Francisco 49ers in 1993, so have nothing to talk about relevant for the past 20+ years. Fans will still bring up Len Dawson and their Super Bowl victory in 1969 cause that's all they got (so long ago, goal posts were in front of end zone). Have never drafted a QB that amounted to anything, always got somebody else's 2nd or 3rd stringer, a QB nobody else wanted. Annoying fans that lose 3 or 4 straight, beat a bottom dweller, and than think they are back on track to a Super Bowl.
Greg: " Man, you know it took arguable the best QB in Joe Montana to get this team a playoff victory?"
Bill: " Yeah, over 20 years ago. That's the Kansas City Chiefs for ya."
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Hey wanna watch a bad team who has a bad coach
Called the Kansas City chiefs
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