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Kayas are always skilled at many things - from Jenga, to scat jokes, to lying about many dice! They will never let their dreams be dreams, so it is wise to keep Kayas around for inspiration. You can spot a Kaya in the wild wearing a fashionable wig, a leather satchel (full of magical chocolates) or playing guitar. Kaya can play nearly any song you request on guitar, but will refuse if he doesn't respect your music taste. Do not embarrass Kaya with lame song requests. You can, however, always trust that Kaya will never let you down in a stressful moment. If you are about to be mauled by a wild bear, for example, while others are shouting and firing flare guns, Kaya will grab his guitar and play a little ditty to soothe your worst bear phobias, and more! Need a good laugh? Ask Kaya to put his glow in the dark thong on - they pair well with his white leather shoes, but you will NEVER catch Kaya wearing white pants. Kaya can also whip up a mean hot dog fresh from his hot dog machine (utilizing an unforgettable skill set from his hot dog on a stick days), and he will always have a beer or shot ready for you. If you ever encounter a Kaya, never let him go. He is more valuable than a Forrest Fenn bracelet.
Did you see Kaya ride by in that small child’s car? No, but I saw him in a regular car fanning money and blasting “bitch better have my money.”
Kaya is the greatest person on earth.
Everyone loves her especially the boys.
She is extremely ambitious, stubborn and creative.
Also she is funny and sporty.
She is extremely good looking and especially her eyes are sooo fucking pretty.
She is the best girlfriend that you can ever have.
Boy: I wish Kaya is my girlfriend 🥰
Other Boy: Oh man everybody wishes it.
a girl that will steal everyone away from you.
hey did you see Kaya steal Jenessa's man.
some turkish dude who only has one use of his zues
kaya: MY ZUES ONLY HAS ONE USE!!! MY ZUES ONLY HAS ONE USE!!! MY ZUES ONLY HAS ONE USE!!! MY ZUES ONLY HAS ONE USE!!! MY ZUES ONLY HAS ONE USE!!!
FIN: how many uses does your zues have
brandon: does your zues have a finite amount of uses
toby: let me use your zues
sam: im gonna zues all over your use
alfred: ...
kaya: GUYS GUYS GUYS MY ZUES ONLY HAS ONE USE!!!
An annoying dumb bitch that doesn't understand life. Is probably really messed up and crazy. Not the prettiest person ever if I do say so myself, but they think they are epic, which they are, but not as much as they think.
Guy 1: who's that annoying idiot?
Guy 2: It's Kaya obviously
kaya is truly one a kind. she is big and strong. HUGE jelly donut fan. if you find a kaya, she will most likely be athletic, and smart, but you will never understand how. she is a foodie and does really crunchy asmrs. you will never do something for her without her saying thank you.
she gave kaya a jelly donut, and kaya whispered, “thank youuuuu”