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The southern most front facing orifice of a woman. The vagina. The tuna canoe. The haddock hidey hatch. The pink. The front bum.
She let me touch her mackerel kayak last night, that sh1t tight!
To be penetrated anally by tj
“Your gonna get kayaked dumb hoe”
The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.
“Good thing Russell brought a change of clothes, cause he just had a giant latte in a kayak.”
A nice pretty funny girl who is going to marry to a dude named bu**a
My bestfriend yah shes such a kayak nugget!
One who has been spiritually and physically been admitted into the kayak brotherhood. Those admitted are then obligated to stay true to any known kayak brothers and this abiding by the bros before hoes rule. Kayaks brothers are meant to travel in packs of at least three when on the water.
It is a glorious day to be out on the water with my kayak brothers.
When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.
We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.
Oh, she was Working From Kayak.
Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.