1. An instrument
2. A person with a crippling fear of insects, fights their siblings and torments their discord friends, is epic at singing but overall a very funny and great person to hang around
Person 1: Ayo is that Kazoo over there?
Person 2: I think so?
Person 1: Oh shit we gotta scram and fast!
Playing Kazoo is another term for being gay. It is just like, "coming out of the closet" but better. And no, it is not, "playing THE kazoo" it is just, "playing kazoo"
"I played kazoo last night?"
"The instrument?"
"No. I was playing kazoo"
"Ah, so you're gay"
"Yeah"
The sound of a heavy machine gun charging/firing.
That minigun went kazoo kazoo!
When you take a Kazoo and stick it up your butt and then fart making the kazoo noise
My girlfriend asked to me to play a song so I used my dirty kazoo
A rare nickname for a Meth Pipe, other names include Glass Barbecue, See-through Didgeridoo
Oi c*nt, ya see Damo last noight playin' on the Woo Hoo Kazoo? He stole me Goon Bag, crashed me Commodore and shagged ya misso straight after.
Last night my wife played the old skin kazoo...upside down.