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Jeff Kemped

When one lifts to much weight and one loses control of their bowels.

I saw this guy dead lifting 200lbs and he Jeff Kemped himself. It smelt bad

by Jeff Kempster October 15, 2014


Killer kemp

Jacob is a very tall and good looking lad that will tower over u all the time. He's also very good at playing football mainly playing in goal and he is unstoppable. Jacob is also a very kind and caring person when he wants to be but he is known as killer kemp for many reasons

Oh look it's killer kemp, that tall prick

by Killer kemp October 9, 2019


Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania

(SKOT)
1) A person being of Transylvanian or general Romanian persuasion who is aggressive in the courting of, or mating with, any and all woman. The results of which can be multiple unplanned or unwanted off-spring and more than several Baby Mama. Other results include but are not limited to; financial draining and/or possible involvement in a domestic fracas which may end in incarceration. It is suggested to avoid leaving a SKOT alone with wives, girlfriends, any female of child bearing age, and pets with suitable genitalia.

2) Other aliases: Igor, Gabor

My sister called yesterday and said that Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania got hit with another paternity suit.

by Marky the wordsmythe August 6, 2020


boy kemps

A really big douchebag that's always annoying.

Man, You're a Boy kemps...

by AsianWindMan January 14, 2017