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A sex act involving serving someone a home cooked meal while they violently shart themselves.
Made famous by Jiinxy.
Do you want to have some messy fun?
Sure, hit me with a Swedish Keyboard
Keyboard catting is a phrase used by gamers when a user is using a keyboard and mouse instead of a controller to play games. The keyboard catting phrase is mainly used by PC, Gaming PC, Gaming Laptop, Laptop users when playing a world-famous game Grand Theft Auto Five (Actual Name: Grand Theft Auto V, Gaming Name: GTAV or GTA Five). The keyboard catting phrase is usually assigned to the newest users to Grand Theft Auto V or FiveM as they do not normally use a controller during their early days of their gaming experience.
He is keyboard catting, he must be new.
One who, during PvP in an MMORPG, turns their character to face their foe using their keyboard rather than their mouse. Due to the glacial speed of turning in this fashion, it will inevitably result in a severe beating from fleet-fingered, mouse-turning opponents. Used in WoW to describe those players who are completely lacking in PvP skills.
"I don't think that guy even landed a hit on me! Total keyboard turner!"
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That person who, when is quiet in a library or in a classroom, insists on striking every key they hit as hard as they can, because ya know that makes your typing more effective.
I was in the law library yesterday when this manic keyboarder loud typer hit one key so hard, I swore it was going to fly off her laptop.
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An awesome cat with the ability to play the keyboard. Often put at the end of a video of someone failing at something and getting hurt; with the title "play him/her off, keyboard cat"
Some keyboard cat videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEOZfNl7kmI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAepgZ5iM5k&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0lYe-i6wE&feature=related
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A bunch of worthless idiots who think they are safe behind that screen but when you confront them they act different and beg you not to cut their throat.
Keyboard warrior
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A small evil creature that exists in keyboards that have compromised their souls. The demons cause incorrect keys to be typed. Very similar to the typo, except that the error caused by a keyboard demon is not the typist's fault.
Damnit, I hate these keyboard demons. They make me misspell everything.
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