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The North Korean dictator who is the third dictator after the Japanese rule of Korea
He also came out on 'The Interview'
Kim Jong Un invited Denis over to North Korea.
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Rhyming slag for wrong-un, i.e. wrong hole, i.e. anus.
The sentence "My wife won't let me do her up the Kim Jong-Un." would be shortened in rhyming slang parlance to "The Trouble won't let me do her Kim."
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The greatest North Korean dictator/supreme leader to ever live
I'm so glad that Kim Jong Un is our supreme leader!
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Supreme leader he wants true peace not these communist nations like USA and their dick riding friend Israel known for stopping WW3 #kimforlife
Johny: “Kim Jong Un is so awesome why does everyone hate him?”
Jonathan: “Because Johny - he wants change just like how MLK wanted change.”
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OUR OVERLORD. THE ONE WHO WILL START AND END THE NUCLEAR WAR WITH HIS STARVED ARMY AND HIS 5'7" frame weighing more than Trump who is 6'2"
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An extremely wonderful person who treats his people with the greatest things, including poverty and communism. He has extremely great looks and he is sought out to be a God, being a God his people try to be just like the majestic.
Kim Jong Un is my example and I will do anything to be just like him.
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Probably the funniest man alive. this nigga is one of the few if not only nigga to stand up to all other countries he thinks is whack. this rebel fires missiles when he feels like it, even if it means 80% of his citizens are dyin. niggaas got no morals but makes up fo it with his great collection of wine, cognac, mercedes, and his private army (which is the second largest in the world only after the US. hah, sike. well in number only lmfao)
as in real life, theres always gotta b a "bad guy" in order to maintain balance of power and morals. well, jongil is one of the worlds few "ultra bad guys" and hes necessary in order to have a reason for the existence of the CIA, MI7, and various other counter intelligence organizations which would be left jobless without the so called villains. too bad hes gon die one day. but by then the other funny psycho dictator will take his father's place as dictator of north korea.
this tradition of N.K. will continue until the public realizes their situation despite the stateoftheart propaganda of NK. and when NK collapses, the world will realize tht they made amistake. without NK, the US alone wud have quite a fewextra jobless people trained to kill people and sabotage countries. and well then, those human killers wud b wuite pissed at the US president and wud most likely start a revolt. funy part is that theyd actually fuck up the government. lets hope tht doesnt happen lolll.
person1: yoo son i jus heard about this dictator in japan tht starves his people and fires missiles!
person2: u mean kim jong-il of NK?
person1: yee
person2: nigga, u deadass gon tell me this is news? shits been goin on for half a centur. its a NK tradition and lifestyle.
person1: thats horrible, i hope kimjong also starves
person2: lmfao. yo tht nigga has a fleet of merc on deck with some
fuckin limited hennessee XO cognac and a set of mansions thruout NK. in short, he a G haha
person1: damn, nigs livin the life
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