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called kite sight cause when you are high as a fucking kite and everybody seems more attractive.
similar to beer goggles..
High Person:DUDE IAM SO HIGH AND THAT CHICK IS SO HOT
Sober Person: Nahh mate, you've got kite sight. She is a grenade mate.
to be stoned out of ones mind
That purp got me so kited up that I can't see straight.
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To get high, generally by the use of marijuana.
Yo wanna fly kites this weekend?
Yeah bro!
Can't believe we are flying kites right now!
Shut up, your ruining the high!
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Rhyming slang term for a shite.
"aww man am burstin fur a tam kite."
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1)noun. The book Kite Runner, by Khaled Hosseini about a Afghan man named Amir who returns to his motherland to rectify a mistake.
2)verb. Means to rape someone/something, specifically anal rape. Refers to the book Kite Runner, in which a 12-year-old boy anal rapes a 10-year-old boy. Personified by quick, rhythmic, grunts.
" Assef knelt behind Hassan, put his hands on Hassan's hips and lifted his bare buttocks. He keptone hand on Hassan's back and undid his own belt buckle with his free hand. He unzipped his jeans. Dropped his underwear. He positioned himself behind Hassan...From just around the corner, I could hear Assef's quick, rhythmic grunts."
1)"Kite Runner is a book about a man named Amir who attempts to correct his wrongs."
2)"Dude, I got Kite Runnered by that insane Enlgish test."
"Did you hear? Joey got Kite Runnered!"
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6 men put one red head girl in a room. They all fuck her without protection. The redhead becomes pregnant and nine months later a paternity test shows who the actual father is. The father wins a kite.
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an insult used to demean the likes of a friend or relative who has e.d.... implying that said person might as well tie a kite to his dick
Mike:So how did the other night go?
Justin:I've sure had better performances, if you know what I mean.
Mike:Man, what a dick kite!
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