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kiwi

To polish, especially polish shoes

Go back home and kiwi your boots!

by UncleBen168 April 30, 2014

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kiwi

Person commonly referred to as an australian. Kiwi's live in an entirely seperate country. Australia referred to the natives in their land as flora and fauna until the mid 70's. New Zealand signed a treaty with the natives in 1840.

A kiwi's ancestors were not brought here, because of criminal convictions. They can here of their own free will.

by Ginge October 25, 2003

43๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


kiwi

An abusive term for a person from New Zealand, referring to the bird with the same name.

Me: Watch Harrison squawk! Run little kiwi, you have no wings! Don't stray too close though, his beak's pretty sharp.

Everyone apart from Harrison: *lol*

Harrison: DAMN MY COUNTRY!

by Kristjan M. January 30, 2008

28๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


kiwi

A person born in new zealand. they have differnt education there, and they actually are taught that they wern't decendants of convicts.. and they think that they were never governed by australia.

They live in a country where there are more sheep then people.

Purley belive that they are better then the australian cricket team - woops

It's the birth right of australians to pay out kiwi's on sight

"Hi my names steve, my dad was a human my mum was a sheep"

by Bear February 4, 2005

40๐Ÿ‘ 111๐Ÿ‘Ž


kiwi

A wannabe Australian

half the bloody kiwi's live in australia!

by D_R April 6, 2004

45๐Ÿ‘ 129๐Ÿ‘Ž


kiwi

a native of new zealand which is a huge green island broken in 2 halves known as big new zealand and wee new zealand. the non-natives are a bit of an odd bunch they have a really irritating nasal whiney voice which is far worse than the aussie accent. they don't treat the natives as bad as the aussies treat the aboriginals but they do supply them with subsidised beer gardens as well. they have no sense of humour, are shit at most sports. some good television programmes are made there "shortland street" and hercules and zena warrior princess. they don't know what sarcasm is either. its capital town is wellington which was named after the rubber boot because it rains so much down there. new zealand is also famous for a lot of things. they use the dollar and worship an english queen so a bit like canada but without the french.

a kiwi walked into a bar and said "i'd loikee a beah plaze"

by da origanal playa May 18, 2006

35๐Ÿ‘ 124๐Ÿ‘Ž


kiwi

Kiwi is a little boy, who had sexual intercourse with another boy, then later on in there relationship, he locked up his gay lover in a cage and they had dungon sex for two whole weeks!

Kiwi yoy gay fucker, this phrase is usally found being used in the classroom

by Rig April 12, 2005

33๐Ÿ‘ 134๐Ÿ‘Ž