Hong Kong Protesters

Hong Kong Protesters, otherwise known as Honkers . They are a group of protestors (babies) who fight for no reason, they have no clue what they are fighting for, and if angry, they would hit a police officer. If the police officer rebels, or even touches them, they shall fall over and cry and scream in pain.

Did you see those Hong Kong Protesters, I can't believe they are in their 20s, yet they all have a maturity level of a three year old.

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Hong Kong Sing Along

The Hong Kong Sing Along is when a man is having sex with a woman, and as she is screaming in pleasure he mimics everything that she says(or screams ) in her own voice, thus, in essence, singing along with her.

Woman: Fuck me harder Johnny! Harder!

Guy: (In woman's voice) Fuck me harder Johnny! Harder!

Disinterested Observer: My girlfriend would kill me if I broke out into a Hong Kong Sing Along.

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hong kong long dong

Noun. An asian person of any asian country with an penis longer than what stereotypes make us expect. A long penis belonging to an asian person

Woah, have seen Chang's dick? He's totally a Hong Kong Long Dong

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Hong Kong Gym Shower

Any activity involving two people and Paul Rudd.

Last night Ben and I had a Hong Kong Gym Shower at the Karaoke bar.

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Hong Kong beat down

Someone who is beaten up in Hong Kong.
Or someone from Hong Kong who lives anywhere else and beats the shit out of you.

Fuck man, I dont want to go to school.-person 1
why?-person 2
Big Tony said he was going to give me the Hong Kong beat down today, then rub his cheese all over my face.-person 1
SHIII!!-person 2

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Let's Go Hong Kong!

To initiate sexual intercourse. Another version of "let's do it". Heard this in South Korea a long time ago.

Hey sexy, "let's go Hong Kong!"

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hong kong beef slab

The Hong Kong Beef Slab involves taking a woman and ramming a large prime cut of uncooked grade D prime meat up her asshole. After this you proceed to pound her until you have to blow ur load into her ass. At this point you combine your load, the grade D meat, and her explosive diarhea in her stinkhole. Then you pull out a machete and chop her lower torso and mail her to Hong Kong for all the HongKongians to enjoy consuming.

Last night i was suckin Ra-Hondas tits when she dropped a spoon on the floor. this infuriated me and thus I gave her the Hong Kong beef slab. Then I mailed the goods to my boy Shanghai Sloppy Bong Dong. He LOVED ITTTT

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