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He is an annoying kid addicted to heroin, and is the founder of San Francisco's highest ranking gang, he has failed NNN for the past 6 years and will fail again. If you find anyone with this name, 911 on sight.
Damn, that Austin Li is really allosexual
1.) A phrase used to signify that whatever has just been said is untrue and/or an insult to someone/something.
2.) A phrase commonly used in a humorous fashion as a way to deny an accusation.
1.) So (insert politician's name) promises to lower our taxes, improve healthcare, and protect our Constitutional rights? Lies and slander!
2.) Suzy: "Did you eat the last piece of pie?"
Pete: (w/ crumbs on face) "Lies and slander!"
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Scientists have confirmed that a "Li Xing" is a entirely new species of human. Characterized with an abnormally large cranium while lacking in substance. If knocked on the head, expect reverbrations similar to a drum. Currently, only one known species in the world. Searching for other "Li Xing"s to make more "Li Xing"s though his chances look slim.
li xing
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a famous martial arts (wu shu)student and performer, who has made many films in China and the United States. He has also one won the national wu shu championship 5 times.
Jet Li is dynamic and exhilerating martial artist.
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A character from the Street Fighter video games. Crazy-ass kung fu bitch whose sole purpose in life is to stick her size 9 boot far up M. Bison's ass.
And so the Lord said unto thee: "Chun Li! Thou shalt lay the royal smackdown on M. Bison's bitch ass." And Chun Li did beat the shit out of M. Bison, and it was good, and the people rejoiced.
Chun Li 3:16
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Someone who is the best and always gets good grades and people love her
THE BEST
Person : Oh that a li hua!
Person 2 : GOtta love her
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yi li #1- a rotund asian (AZN) who writes poetry and smells of hemlock.
yi li #2 - a person who breaks lava lamps, waits for the wax to cool on the floor, and then exits - leaving another to clean the mess
yi li #3 - a person who wears white pants and slips in dog poop. Refusing to wash or discard said pants, he keeps them hidden in a laundry bag until the smell returns 3 months later
yi li #4 - one who is frequently injured while participating in any sport - injury typically occurs during practice, though exceptions are expected.
yi li #5- one who was born in China, moved to cambridge, followed by a move simultaneously to Chicago and South Carolina, then to Milton MA, finally settling in Queens NYC.
"Yi Li is one poetic AZN"
"Yi Li? I've been calling him Li Li all week..."
"Why is that asian kid playing football and lacross?" "Oh, that's Yi Li. Don't worry - he won't play long"
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