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I don't like her. She's a whore who thinks she's beautiful, but you can never see her face. I admit, Just Dance is cool but then I heard Poker Face and the sound the same except for the lyrics, which are kinda dumb. She's often compared to Gwen Stefani. I'm not saying I hate her, just not a fan.
LadyGagaFan:"Oh my god! It's a Lady Gaga song!!!"
Me:"I don't like her"
LGF:"But isn't Poker Face awesome?"
Me:"It sounds just like Just Dance."
LGF:"She's so pretty though!"
Me:"Have you ever seen her face?"
LGF:"...."
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A musician of ambiguous gender, currently in direct competition with Susan Boyle for the title of Most Attractive New Singing Star. Boyle obviously has the edge on talent, but in terms of looks it's dead even.
I can't decide which of my senses is most offended by Lady Gaga: hearing or vision.
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A Slutty Hermaphrodite known for garbage singles such as "Poker Face" & "Just Dance." She/He is the perfect example of how the Music industry is performing Hara-Kiri and allowing corporate businessmen bent on selling numbers rather than finding quality to take over. Her fans mainly consist of Teenagers, Metrosexuals, and Homosexuals, all who deny the fact that she/he has a Penis. She/He generally dresses in slutty and/or extremely strange outfits and hairdos in order to draw attention away from her Genitals. She/He nearly uses some form of Computer Editing to enhance his/her Vocals in all of his/her songs. She/He considers dancing as aligning one's self into sexual positions out of random. Her/His "Artistic" comments are piss poor and have little to or no relevance to the real world. She/He generally sings about sex like a lot of today's "Artists." She/He sends the message to sluts everywhere that living a life of sluttiness and stupidity can lead to fame or in her/his case, infamy. The day "Artists" like Lady GaGa are no longer famous, the music industry will pull it's head out of it's anus.
Philip: Dude, I just got the best handjob!
Stephen: From who?
Philip: Lady GaGa.
Stephen: Eww!
Philip: What?
Stephen: Do you know why she gives such good handies?
Philip: Why?
Stephen: What do you think?
*Three seconds later*
Philip: OH MY GOD!
*Philip shoots self with handgun*
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A common white trash just like Palin, Britney Spears or the Cake Fart Girl (Lisa Wogen), who use a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other three, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity. The only difference is that Lady Gaga actually got talent.
Lady Gaga is not a brain surgeon, but she can pull off a nice dance. At least we can give her that.
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Literally the best human being ever. She’s the queen of Pop Music. She carries the whole Pop Culture on her back. She’s an amazing person and artist. Her songs inspire millions of people. She has a lot of great albums such as #bornthisway and #artpop
Someone: what’s your favourite singer?
-My favourite singer is Lady Gaga or Mother monster, she’s literally the best human being you should listen to her amazing songs!
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Lady Gaga is loved and hated. The people that hate her say she is fake and her voice is computerized but if you listen to Poker Face(which is thesong poeple put down the most) in accoustic version you can hear how amazing her voice really is. Look it up anywhere youtube,google,yahoo, wherever. Just Dance accoustic sounds not perfect but she is moving around so much or maybe it's just not a good song for her to sing. I personally love her because she is different, not because Perez does I don't follow that crap. Lady Gaga is out there and amazing. That is my opinion though. If you don't like her don't listen to her music. Simple as that. Don't look her up,change the radio station just don't be putting her down you don't like something then don't look for it. It just show you have nothing better to do.
Look up "Lady Gaga Live" and decide if you love her or hate her.
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1. A woman's special spot; a vagina.
Aw hell no! Did you just try and sneak a peek at my Lady Gaga?
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