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male fluid discharged with immense force from one's boomhound after a long period of dormantry, resembling a volcanic eruption.
Having miraculously lasted 3 weeks without release, Edward erupted his man lava all over Tina's countenance, knocking her into submission.
when a male spends 5+ minutes in a sauna, and ejaculates on a male/female's face, resulting in hot syrupy semen.
"gales, you little bitch, lick my lava syrup off yo mouth!!!"
It is when you give head with a mouth full of hot sauce, causing an immense searing burn to the genital region.
Michele gave Jesus lava dome with Mad Dog Hot Sauce.
when a man sits with his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.
edited because i don't know how to fix a typo*
lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating
A crap so hot that it burns when it comes out and continues to burn after it's passed. Typically of the soft variety of poop.
Guy 1: "Oh man, I was just on the toilet and had a crap that burned so bad."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you passed a lava turd."
(n./v.) to masturbate into a condom and then fill it with water and tie it. thus creating a lava lamp-like object to be hidden in the houses of friends as a revolting prank.
we lava lamped his underwear drawer and he didnt know what to do.
we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.
Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.
The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.
My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.