male fluid discharged with immense force from one's boomhound after a long period of dormantry, resembling a volcanic eruption.
Having miraculously lasted 3 weeks without release, Edward erupted his man lava all over Tina's countenance, knocking her into submission.
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when a male spends 5+ minutes in a sauna, and ejaculates on a male/female's face, resulting in hot syrupy semen.
"gales, you little bitch, lick my lava syrup off yo mouth!!!"
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It is when you give head with a mouth full of hot sauce, causing an immense searing burn to the genital region.
Michele gave Jesus lava dome with Mad Dog Hot Sauce.
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when a man sits with his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.
edited because i don't know how to fix a typo*
lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating
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A crap so hot that it burns when it comes out and continues to burn after it's passed. Typically of the soft variety of poop.
Guy 1: "Oh man, I was just on the toilet and had a crap that burned so bad."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you passed a lava turd."
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(n./v.) to masturbate into a condom and then fill it with water and tie it. thus creating a lava lamp-like object to be hidden in the houses of friends as a revolting prank.
we lava lamped his underwear drawer and he didnt know what to do.
we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.
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A town in which lava is at. Examples include, Hawaii, China, and Minecraft servers.
Avery: Yo Ben, you wanna go to lava town?
Ben: Yeah sure thing. I need the Diamonds.
Mitchell: Guys can I come too?
Avery: All are welcome to Lava Town!
Brian: Whose a Lava Town?