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Mowing Lawn

To clean up/take care of, someone else's business. Most commonly used when referring to "someone else's business" as women.

To take another man's object of affection, right from under him.

Even though Gary really liked Miley, Adam really 'mowed his lawn' by having sex with her first. Therefore, Adam is really good at 'mowing lawn'.

by doomsday00 February 18, 2009

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Lawn Slut

noun: A person who sunbathes while scantily clad on any large plot of grass, especially on a university campus.

verb: to engage in the act of sunbathing while scantily clad on a lawn.

It's such a nice day. I bet there are a ton of lawn sluts outside.

The sun's coming out. What do you say we do some lawn slutting over in the park.

by dankcreator June 10, 2009


Lawn John

A rare scenerio in which a neighbor plants flowers in a toilet bowl outside of their house for decoration and someone goes over (typically after midnight) to defacate uncontrollably in it for the homeowner to find it the next day.

see also: lawn John silver, flower plop, a steamy Brian, fertile terdle, house warming gift, midnight special.

"Man, that guy is a legend! He executed the rare Lawn John last night!"

by sneakyle June 21, 2017


Lawn Chocolates

Rabbit and other rodent droppings on your lawn that your dog eats.

That crazy dog Maggie has finished her dinner, and now she wants to go out to the yard to eat lawn chocolates for dessert.

by WillyWonky March 20, 2011


Fair Lawn

A small Town in Bergen County New Jersey. Home to the Cutters who haven't won a football game since the Blue Jays made it to a World Series. Aside from it's terrible sports Fair Lawn is home to the cool hang out spot CVS where drugs and drinks are delt like it's nothing.

Fair Lawn-

by EnBs July 11, 2008

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Lawn mower

When a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your pubic hair gets stuck in the braces and rips out like a lawn mower with grass.

Guy: she gave me the lawn mower last night and my ball hurt now

by FamousJew December 9, 2019

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lawn Mower

When you insert a strand of anal beads into your girlfriends asshole then yank them out like your pull starting a lawn mower.

You should have seen the look on that bitch's face when I gave her the lawn mower when she wasn't expecting it.

by Dirty Mexi March 22, 2003

187๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž