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A lizard walking in a camp fashion with fimble wrists. Seems like it would suit the noise 'mmnnihmmnhimnmhm'
hey look at this mincing lizard i drew!
A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )
I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.
The act of shuffling ancient people from facility to facility while blatantly ripping off Medicare.
We were lizard slinging some poor old bastard over to the Death Camp today...guess their bennies ran out!
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The use of anal sex whilst the receiver has not cleaned their anus.
Joe told Jessica: "no don't wipe, i want a muddy lizard"
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Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars
"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"
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A belt or scarf is used to tie two men together at the neck. The men must be butt naked and each will attempt wrestle the other to the ground. The loser ends up on there back first.
We were arguing over a gine, to end the dispute we decided to lizard fight.
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