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A device that fastens around the scrotum above the testicles that cannot be removed by the wearer because the testicles cannot fit through. A common $3 padlock from the local hardware store is 100% effective for this purpose. In combination with a bikelock cord looped through some immovable object, this becomes a restraint that no man could ever escape from, even if his life depended on it.
While he was sleeping, she put a ball lock on him. Now she owns him.
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To end something or get rid of someone
You need to lock it off with him.
A person that has a C, a U, and a T in their name. Cute. Not enough words in the dictionary to describe them. Better described as a fraguence. You smell it and know that is Sean Lock. Smelling of hot tarmac and a vets flannel.
Yep, they are definately a Sean Lock
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To grab someone by the testicles and wrench them downwards.
dont fuck with me i will get you in an egg lock
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When two or more traffic lanes are occupied by cars traveling next to each other at the same speed, preventing any possibility of passing.
Guy 1: "Bro, I got lane locked on the way to work and missed half the morning meeting! They just wouldn't move!"
Guy 2: "Lame, bro. Why doesn't anyone understand if they aren't going faster than traffic on their right, they should just move the fuck over?"
produces the same result as CAPS LOCK but done holding the shift key only. used by hardcore idealist typists and rebels.
WHAT DOES PRESSURE DO?
...caps lock off, christ
FFS IM SHIFT LOCKING
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To be in 100% control of a particular situation, and to have previously orchestrated a favourable conclusion.
Dang Mack, "Why would you kick that fine girl to the curb?" Listen man, don't you worry about me, "I got it on lock"
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