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Instead of using lotion to jerk off with your hand, you have someone suck your dick.
"Hey babe, come give me some face lotion!'
N: lotion, usually freshly used for fapping, that is spread from one friend to another via high five.
V: the act of spreading bro lotion to another person.
N: I totally got some bro lotion on my hand today. My friends are sickos
V: Dude I totally bro lotioned my friend today!
Chicken lotion is a term for the practice of creatively using the grease on your hands after consuming a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken as lubricant for masturbation because you're too much of a fat fuck to get up and wash your hands.
I got the weirdest boner while I was watching Passion of the Christ last night and the lube was too far away to reach so I just jacked off using my chicken lotion
Jasons best friend, he uses jergins to jerkin. With a red candle , and john mayer covered in jergins
Jason glissens in the candle light from all that jerkin jergins lotion,
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a low level porn industry assistant
Jimmy, the lotion wrangler, took a break from wiping up cum to go get more Astro Lube.
frozen lotion made to spray on certain peoples necks to make certain other people get mad. immediately proceeding using this weapon of mass destruction, pour mustard into the angry bitches milk
frozen lotion was responsible for bitch lady going over the top
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to place a warm, sandwich sized bag full of lotion in between your couch cushions; and, proceeding to make love to it.
My date flaked out on me tonight. I think I'm going to have to lotion sack it. 30 seconds in the microwave, and I won't even remember her name.
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