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A mysterious, enigmatic, salesman of the lot lizard who lives sales to sale, and usually only stays in a lot briefly before he begins to owe the local Dunkin Donuts manager money for drugs. He is like a pimp of the wild wild west strip mall convenience scene.
Origin: The modern day lot wizard originated at a unknown time in American history around the start of the trucker profession. He was used as the middle man in the sale of "adult service" to the homesick and exhausted drivers. He has since moved his trade of work to strip malls or really any parking lot where he isn't recognized and forced to leave by store owners.
Lot Wizard: being defined as...A mysterious, enigmatic, salesman of the lot lizard who lives sales to sale, and usually only stays in a lot briefly.
If you're really looking for that blo n go, catch Merlin, that homeboy behind the Flying J. The wizard lives.
Ay ,you remember that Lot Wizard from last summer? He's got a new terrarium lined up of lizzies and they are fiendin for some TasteeTreats.
A lot cricket is a slang term used for a noisy or obnoxious prostitute who walks the lot of a truck stop. the term is derived from the fact that crickets are loud and usually hop around a lot.
As I pulled my big rig into the truck stop I noticed the parking lot was full of lot crickets, it's going to be a fun night!
Taking a girl from the bar to a Big Lots parking lot to have sex because you don't want her to know where you live. Those engaging in the act must discard used prophylactic paraphernalia onto the parking lot for others to sadly discover.
Bro, last Thursday I met this slut at the bar and Big Lotted the shit out of her.
A lot snake is a male prostitute who frequents truck stops and services lady truckers in need of companionship.
Lady trucker “are you a lot snake?” Lot snake “why yes I am, do you need servicing my lady?”
A group of middle to upper middle class people working in charities, with little or no hands-on or genuine practical experience of working with people suffering in order to make themselves feel good and look cool, hip and fashionable.
Did you get help with your problem Dave?
No I saw one of the granola lot so I was belittled and given a leaflet.
The situation when you circle the same parking lot multiple times trying to find a good parking space,occuring mostly at supermarkets and clothing stores.
I had to Bend the Lot at that wal-mart 8 times to find a good place to park,i wasted my whole day!!
British term.
Term to call someone who obviously wanks a lot and therefore neglecting his work, school work, girlfriend, life etc
-"Hey that Edwin kid got held back a year because he fucked up his exams"
-"What a wank-a-lot!"
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