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Urinating for the first time during heavy drinking, thereby necessitating frequent subsequent urination. See breaking the seal. Origin: Swarthmore College, ca. 2000.
After six beers, I made love to the dead Frenchman and after that I couldn't stop pissing all night.
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The act of embracing a toilet while vomiting into it due to an excessive intake of alcohol.
"Poor Steve, he ended up making love to the porcelain goddess last night."
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a song created by Tony Quackson sung by Arin (egoraptor) Hanson and Dan Avidan during a let's play of super sonic racing
Super sonic racing stop making love to my dad!
lmao some dude said flick the bean (which means to masturbate) and than it asks if i want it on a mug BAHBAHABH WTF SURE ILL HAVE FLICK THE BEAN ON A MUG
urbandict makes mugs for every definition and its FUNNNNYYYYYYY
look at the gif i found when i searched it up-
BAHHAHA I LOVE HOW THEY MAKE MUGS FOR EVERYTHING
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when two people who are in love with each other and don't see no other people haven't been with no other people in their lives, and are the opposite sex that they have sex so intimately and romantically it drives up the pleasure and feeling of sex so good it creates even more love between the people, even if two people didn't love each other, it may be possible for it to happen if they made love the right way. its so good to be love and to love someone that even the orgasm feels better than when you just trying to get off a orgasm in casual sex or just fucking.
we making love tonight, we making some babies right now, they'll be coming in the morning, we will be cumming soon.
There I was dancing at a Club dancing with a hunk named Juan. Suddenly he was there grabbing my arm and leading me into his car. I could tell we were driving to a nearby hotel. He was staying there, but I am not quite sure. Everything was blurry until we got into the suite. He led me into the bathroom and started unzipping the back of my dress. He pulled it down to my ankles so that I only had on my bra and a thong. He knelt down so his face was at my hips and tugged down my thong. I started to unbutton his shirt revealing tanned toned skin. I tugged down his jeans and boxers. He wrapped his arms around me and started to unfasten my bra. He led me into the shower and turned on the water. He grabbed my neck and pushed it into a long kiss sticking his tongue into my mouth. As our bodies got we laid down In the bath. He slowly started to slip himself into me. I moaned in ecstasy As he slowly slipped out of me. I rolled over so I was on top. He grinned evilly as he laid his hands on my breasts. I thrust. myself forwards and instantly orgasmed. Then he led me out of the shower and into his bed. The wet sheets clung to our bodies as I wrapped my legs around him and me made out for what felt like forever. He rolled over so he was on top he grabbed by breasts and thrust himself into me, I screamed his name. We wrapped our arms and legs around each other and rolled around while making out. Juan grabbed my wrist and held them down while he slowly slipped into me and back out.
He grabbed my head and slipped his tongue into my mouth and held my breath until I became light headed. He held down my hips and pressed his soft fingertips into my hips, moving closer and closer to the middle suddenly he releases and dropped his abdomen into mine thrusting himself into me. He buries his face in between my breasts. He grabs my chest and squeezes while taking me down into an swift kiss. He bit my bottom lip and ran his tongue along my lips. I sat up and pushed him back feeling in control he grinned. I jumped on top of him and buried my face in his chest. I sat up and switch to the other end. Putting my legs around his abdomen and sat up on his chest. He sat up so his face was at my shoulder. He grabbed my breast from behind and laid back down. He wrapped his legs around me and moved his abdomen forward and back moving me up and down. I rolled over and laid on top of him. I put my breast in front of his face, he seemed delighted. I sat up so he was looking at my stomach. And lay backward so I was laying back across with my head on his thighs we rolled over and I twerked his chest went up and down. We stayed up all night turning and twisting all over each other. Morning came before we knew it.holding me. We were on love. We scheduled another time “to connect”. The next time was even better. We turned, thrust, l saw every part of him, and He saw every part of me. Making Love was my specialty.
Something a woman does while you're fucking her
Her: Hey, honey. Feel like making love?
Him: Naahhh, let's fuck