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A vague question one asks angry, deep-voiced British skiers after being told not to give someone the stick. Usually answered by a baritone note.
Snowjob: "DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"
Kid #1: "We're sorry-"
Kid #2: "Do you know my dad?"
Snowjob: "WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
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A phrase used by weak middle schoolers to try and intimidate people bigger than them. Usually followed by a fictional story about their dad's fighting feats.
Bully: I told you to stay away from here. Now hand over any money you got on you!
Victim: Back off or I'm gonna call my dad, loser. He killed 100 people in Afghanistan.
My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*
broo , my dad left me (story) is so sad (Tʖ̯T)
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An idiom of surprise and disbelief. Synonym of “you’ve got to be joking,” or “you’ve got to be pulling my leg.”
“I found tickets to the big game tonight!”
“You’ve got to be blowing my dad!”
“No, for real! I bought them from a reseller.”
a song created by Tony Quackson sung by Arin (egoraptor) Hanson and Dan Avidan during a let's play of super sonic racing
Super sonic racing stop making love to my dad!
When your dad went to the grocery store to get milk but he never came back so now you are fatherless.
Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.
person 1: well you dad left to get milk and my dad is stil here
person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk
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my dad left when i was 4 because i shit on his phone as a baby (4 yrs old).
i was thinking about how my dad left when i was 4 a couple of days ago.