my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

My dog named Steve

A reference to Markiplier's google feud video or something like that.

Jacksepticeye: "Hi Mark, what's your dog's name?"
Markiplier: My dog named Steve."

My dog

You

You are my dog. Now shit! I mean sit!

my dogs

beautiful feet

your my dogs are so easy to lick!

my dog

My canine

I walked my dog.

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

matt chatting on my dog

mason is a gay dude and he loves shaylee

mason is a supid biach daday matt chatting on my dog