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MacIntosh Plus is the best
Oh my god is that MacIntosh Plus?
A hammerhead shark, that can only see out of the side of there head. And when she dances it burns my eyes.
When I saw Megan Macintosh dance it gave me cancer
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A condition exhibited by many Apple laptops whereby the machine will not wake up or go to sleep properly. The condition can be caused by either hardware or software errors.
My Apple computer must have been bitten by a Tsetse fly, because it's caught the Macintosh Sleeping Sickness.
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blaire has the brownest, beefiest, puss buss on earth
girl1# what that smell😂
girl2# oh thats blaire macintosh
The system where you can't do anything without Microsoft Windows.
"Buy a macintosh. Apple makes better computers."
Me: "Do me a favor and throw that in the trash." "Get a windows PC Instead."
an underpowered computer that only succeeded because the Apple IIGS was crippled so it didn't overtake the Macintosh. if the IIGS was made without restrictions Apple would be a very different company.
The IIGS should have been more powerful than the Macintosh.
He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.
I love you Macintosh Jardin!
Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.
Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.
Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.
Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.