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x2 Maids

When 2 females have a double-sided toilet brush, one side inserts in one vagina, the other in the other female. Then they clean each other's insides.

"Bro I walked in and caught them doing the x2 Maids"

by enbygerp February 16, 2021


Jihad Maid

An Indian woman, especially a non-Muslim Indian woman, who dreams of becoming the highest ranking harem slave in an Islamic caliphate. Serves Islamic ideology. Rides jihadis.

Twitter is full of these fugly jihad maids defending jihadist attacks.

by Colleen Declension June 15, 2022


Minute Maid

A brand of lemonade. This is the driest and most sugary drink you will ever sip. If you are to drink Minute Maid, do not acquire this drink from Hardees/Carls Jr. You have been warned.

"My son was problem having his baby teeth get out, so I gave him Minute Maid. All his teeth rotted before my very eyes

by volttacke990 December 2, 2019


best maid

The best man but it’s a female instead

I’m gonna make Emma my best maid

by Bud523 February 23, 2021


Maid dress

A maid dress is something you put on and usually anime waitresses wear. Except People use it to be sexy😳.

Random guy : Wanna get a maid dress? I think you’ll look cute.

Random girl : isn’t that the thing lots of people think they look sexy in or wear it just because you’re lonely on tinder? Yeah no, and I’m not looking for a boyfriend I’m looking for an ANIME boyfriend idiot! If it’s not because you look at underage girls in a maid dress and you wanna sexually look at me then no I’m not gonna be a waitress.

A maid dress is defined as something you wear

by Hajime hinataaaaaaa June 14, 2021

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meter maid

A woman member of a police traffic control department who issues tickets for parking violations.

I had to face the meter maid when Jack parked at the bus stop.

by uyums August 13, 2007

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French Maid

Whore who knows how to clean the house as well as your johnson

My french maid spent 2 hours cleaning the house and 6 hours cleaning the spunk out of my cock

by chorizogordo July 15, 2022

5👍 1👎