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What you call the story your friends tell when they want you to think they got laid.
He had makeup sex. He didn't get none, so he made it up!!
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to burp, fart, or perhaps shart (shit fart), and rub the gaseous scent or semi-liquid goo into someone's skin like foundation or blush.
- jennifer applied secret makeup to tony's leg while they were spooning last night.
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The art of gratifying oneself with make up items.
Example:
a) tickling the punani with a blush brush
b) penetrating the punani with a lipstick capsule
c) pinching the nipples with a eyelash curler
You get my drift..!
"My ex had an odd makeup sex fetish"
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Pushing someone down on the bed, and doing their makeup lying on top of them. Used as foreplay, especially when you kiss their lips applying lipstick.
I got a new eyeshadow, can’t wait for some makeup sex when my gf visits tomorrow!
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Makeup Sex - When, in Halo 2 or other first person shooters, you kill a member of the opposite team who just killed a member of your team. Yelled promptly after doing so into the mic to announce said act.
Player One: "I need some help here!"
Player Two: "MAKEUP SEX! I waxed his ass for ya!"
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to fart on someone and rub the smell into their cheeks like blush
He was turned on by secret makeup.
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when 2 stoners have a fight and they makeup by smoking a large quantity together.
Andrew: Im sorry about ditching you last night dude.
Shannon: It's allright man.
Andrew: Lets have makeup sesh. :D
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