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Harry Styles’s ex-boyfriend and soulmate.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Zayn Malik?
Person 2: Yeah! He’s Harry’s soulmate for sure.
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A hot gay boy from the band One Direction. Rumor has it, he cares more about his hair products than his own mother. He has diarrhea at least once every two days, due to his fear of being touched by poor people. He is flawless, like a unicorn peeing sparkling water.
Zayn Malik resembles a 4 year old gymnastics girl with yeast infection.
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Lil Droptop Golf Cart lyric, featured in his opp pack smoker series of songs. FUCK MALIK!
Fuck Malik, Fuck ImDontai, I got the drop on him too.
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my husband. that’s all.
Some idiot: Who’s Zayn Malik?
Me: uh my husband?
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He is a man who defines beauty. This man consist of a ginormous dick the size of the famous tower Burj Al Kalifa. He can also make any girl wet herself just by look at his direction. He is also very humoured and can make people rolling for days and nights. Sidratul is a kind,consistent person who knows the very limit of everything. Sidratul reliable person that you can trust.
Wow he looks nice but not as sexy as a Sidratul Malik
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Sexy, hot brown dude that goes to Ancaster High School. A girl a year younger than him is a little over obssessed with him. She wants to rishta that man but doesn't have the guts to. Good luck with your life, Shah Malik!
Girl: I love Shah Malik so much!
Wahhaj: ok.
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