mao zedong's kdr

The kill-death ratio of Mao Zedong, which is 6,000,000 kills to 1 death, beating Hitler's kill to death ratio by a wide margin.

Kevin: bro have you seen Mao Zedong's KDR?
Joe: no i haven't.
Kevin: let me just tell you that he has a positive KDR.

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Mao Zedong

The best leader of all time.

Mao Zedong was a hero, he saved 40-80 million lives.

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Mao Tse-Tung

1. n. Vile, evil ruler of China from the end of WWII to the early 1970's. Killed millions of his own people with forced collectivization of agriculture, the "Great Leap Forward," and most of all with the power-restoration maneuver resulting from the famine created by Great Leap Forward known as the "Cultural Revolution." Faclitated a transfer of power to a group of even more evil people called the Gang of Four that included his wife. The tyrant can be considered on equal footing with the next definition.

2. n. The excrement of Microtus pennsylvanicus. You guessed it, its "mousie dung."

An example of Mao Tse-Tung's thinking can be taken from his book, "The Wit and Wisdom of Chairman Mao," where he writes, "Politics comes out of the barrel of a gun."

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Chung Mao

An affectionate nickname given to the model on the cover of the box of Balsom Color black hair dye.

Never enough, CHUNG MAO!

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Chairman mao syndrome

Where you post on social media to make out that your life is really amazing just to make other people jealous and gain followers, when actually it's pretty shit and boring and all of it's just a front

"Becky totally has chairman mao syndrome she makes out she travels around the world and an instagram model when she actually works in Lidl"

mao xue ran

a girl that is really caring and kind. She is really artistic and hardworking! She would do anything to make you happy. However she doesn't like any boy names that start with an N. She is smart and also sarcastic but in a funny way. You are very lucky to have her as a friend!!

Melanie: mao xue ran is the best friend i ever had!!
Lauren: I know right we are so lucky to have her as our friend!

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Mao Zedong Express

A sexual position, held for an extended period of time, in which a bound sexual partner will perform fellatio upon a partner wearing a cockring, ensuring that the intercourse will last for an inordinate amount of time, with no payoff.

"Bitch was being a major cocktease, so I put her on the Mao Zedong Express."

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