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When you wake up in the morning drenched cum but don’t remember anything
Ya I woke up today with a morning maple
A maple muncher is someone who strictly dates Canadians only (Canadians dating other Canadians are not included).
Selena Gomez is a known maple muncher because of her saying history e.g., Justin Bieber and the weekend
A treat from Canada most offten sreved during "winter lude" it is made from maple syrup that is boiled then poured over ice and rolled on to a stick.
One who's partner is "Mapled". Experiencing the feeling of sharing a space with someone who is not really there.
"Do you want a cuppa?...Cup of tea?...Hello?...Oh bugger it. Jus us Maple Widows then"
a bag in albion online with a adept's rune inside of it and nothing else
a town in which everyones parents thaught it would be a good place to raise there kids due to how small it used to be. to many parents thaught it would be a good town for a family and now the town is no longer a small town. in the past 10 years it has boomed. neighborhoods up everywhere and establishments shooting up left and right. all the adults here are quiet lovers of the peace. The whole youth population can be divided into two groups, shaved heads and hipsters. the shaved heads are mostly douchey sport lovers with diamond ear rings that love anything on the top 20 on itunes. spoiled cocky and just overall judgeing cunts. they enjoy raves, dubstep, call of duty, cars and sports. then you have the faggot hipsters. they can pretty much be described as asshole hippy stoners. spending alot of theyre time on the streets and in the wilderness. some classy others grimey and street as fuck. often judgeing anyone who follows the norm and for fun harass the community and eat shit. these two groups atleast as i have seen have a secret rivalry twords eachother. one group loves school spirit and prep and the others would rather worship satan than goto a pep assembly. the only thing that brings together maple valleys social divide is drugs and partys. everyone smokes pot, longboards and complains about theyre life here. if everyone stopped complainging for a second and took a good look around they would find that this town isnt as bad as it seems.
everyone in Maple Valley accept me is a faggot
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Nathan Maples is a man who always puts the syrup on that ass.. ON WOMEN ONLY! the women love Mr. Maples & his syrupy magic.
"Hey girl, is that Nathan Maples? I hear he puts the syrup on that ass!!"
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