Code for licking salty sweetness off a pair of giant boobs.
Me and baseball mom met up for watermelon margs, on Tuesday. Code for licking salty sweetness off a pair of giant boobs.
It’s that time of the year and the best playoffs in sports are about to start, the NHL playoffs. The weather is getting warmer as it’s turning into spring and so you get the cheapest tequila you can find and fire up the blender every night. Margaritas and NHL playoffs.
Hey man what are you doing tonight? Margs and ploffs obviously.
(noun; euphemism, NSFW)
A frothy, lip-smacking concoction where the tequila isn’t the only thing that finishes with a salty rim. Often served up unexpectedly, sometimes on the rocks, but always with a strong finish and a satisfied smile.
“Did you guys hook up last night?”
“Let’s just say I ordered a Milky Marg and didn’t leave a drop.”
The hunkiest being in existence. With spectacular abs and BULGING muscles, Muscle Marge make my peepee hard.
MMMMmMmmMMmMmMM MYpEePEeHarD bECaUse Muscle Marge MMMmmMmMMmMmmMMmmMmM
Literally means "death to SpongeBob" in Persian but is commonly used with the Squidward "Lip Status: Packed" meme by American good ol' boys to indicate frustration with insane tobacco-hating liberals forcing their will on America and "reconstructing" conservative values.
Crazy Liberal: We need to protest in the streets for higher taxes on the rich so that the gov't can provide free healthcare to homosexual, black puppies!
Normal Guy: Marg bar SpongeBob
Crazy Liberal: Wow, a foreign language! How progressive!
A high-test tequila margarita infused with a potent THC Tincture (Alcohol or Glycerine based). Packs a punch, but maintains THC mellowness w/o overbearing agressive nature of tequila.
Derived Origin:
Moto- Mexican slang for Marijuana
Marg- Traditional Mexican Beverage
2 parts Tequilla
1 part Orange Liquor (Cointreau, Grand-Ma, Citronage, Tripple Sec, ect.)
1 part fresh squeezed lime (sugar?)
? part THC Tincture (based on potency...Less can always be more)
Optional Ingredients (select 1-2)
Splash Simple Syrup
Splash Orange Juice
Splash (Hefeweizen, Blonde or similar unfiltered beer)
This Moto-Marg totally ripped my dome, but i gotta go hit the head and drain the main vein.
A margarita drunk during the MLB playoffs. Often drank to drown ones sorrows away when their team is losing.
Hey John, the Red Sox don’t have a chance in this game, let’s get some Playoff Margs and hit the gay bar afterwards.