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When you ask for a round and are the last to come.
Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.
My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...
Markus is a fine young man, usually he is the "type of guy" to have his laptop out in his arm's Markus is super charming he has a smile so nice you'll thank him. Markus is very popular among his peers.
That guy has a huge cock he must be called Markus Stevens
Wassup Markus Clarkus, hows the divorce going?
An edgy child, trying too hard
A big bombaclat that drinks red wine every single night. He is usually on discord chatting with his mates, or asleep after too much alcohol.
Jonas: yo, have you heard from Erik Markus, he is not answering my calls?
Knut: he is probably asleep, he told me he had 12 glasses of wine 30 minutes ago.
Jonas: boommbbaaclatt
Markus is on of the Most retarded people You’ll ever meet. He can’t handle spicy noodles and he probably has some sort of condition (most likely CP or Aids). He smells like a homeless donkey and ass wipe.
«Hey dude is that guy doing meth on the Street Markus?»
«Yeah, ofc it is. Lol.»
a sexy motha fokka ho fucks every chick with his huge cock and powerful cum shot
markus shot his amazing sperm inside of me last night
Fresno Worse warlock a guy who can only live like a asshole one way if you know of him you know what I mean he gets mad but its life he wants you mad don't get mad just wait and laugh