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A penis selfie. A dick pic. A cock Tik Tok.
Last night, just before I clocked out, Chef Mark asked me to come to the office. I didn’t feel comfortable so I went home. When I got to my car, he texted me “I made you something special”. Then he sent me a Markie.
Kinda good, Kinda fresh
Wears thrasher, and is kinda basic
Roots are 4 inches long
Owns the “😎” emoji
Writes in all lowercase
Can’t spell
Oh my god, Markie is kinda fresh😎☝🏼
A peice of garbage, the worst sister in the world. Never showers and always smells like anus. DO NOT GET A MARKIE.
When someone in upper management only works until lunch every work day and immediately leaves to play golf and drink fancy cocktails.
Hey is markie in the office? No he’s pulling a markie he left after lunch to play golf and sip apple martinis.
Hey make sure uncle marky mark makes these new electric trucks !
When someone has a small dick and is very Smexy
Person 1:"Hey Markie Moo your dick is small"
Person being called Markie Moo:"(crying noises)"