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He‘s a really weird guy. He has blond hair and he has no drip. At least he‘s good at Fifa. In Switzerland we call him „Nuttäsohn“ and „Habasch“
Hey Marlon, you son of a bitch.
The Gayest Person in the world, likes boys and sucks at fortnite.
Marlon: "Hey Vincent!"
Vincent: " Shut up Gay Guy, nigga."
A person called Marlon is most likely gonna try to crush your balls between his huge fuggin big ass hands. When he doesn’t try to rip your testicles out of your body, he will smash your shoulder into pieces of shattered bones and he will most likely make sure that there’ll only be a bloody paste left behind. When he doesn’t do that either, he will try to shatter your kneecaps or he will try to insert his hand forcefully into your rectum. And lastly, when he doesn’t try to enter your body forcefully in any way, he will instead bite you. He often likes to try kissing other men and he’s always fucking dogs in his backyard. In other words, a Marlon is a person who’ll make sure you lose your virginity to him, before you are able to lose it to a girl.
Grrrr UwU sussy baka senpai - Marlon, 2023
Listen up everyone, if you don’t have a Marlon in your life fucking find one they are the sweetest and most caring people in the world and they will never leave your side I know for a fact that they are a amazing because I have been blessed to have one in my life so If your lucky enough to have a Marlon in your life don’t take it for granted (L+M)
Imagine having Marlon as your boyfriend
Yeah, it’s fucking amazing
Marlon is One of the funniest guys you will ever meet, he is full of creativity. Marlon is an athlete, He will become famous by being himself and make a lot of money
Ex teachers: There's now way that's marlon how is he making more money than me!!
Marlon is the name of a moron, who's probably from Italy. He'll be rich cause his dad's in the movie making business and thinks that any form of normal transportation is "inefficient".
Extra: Tell me about this Marlon character.
Me: He's a fat turd.
a big black negro who always slays with his dick whenever hes in bed
'uhhh i can tell youre a marlon, harder, harder!!'