marriage

A relationship between one man and one woman. The nucleus of the family. Ordained by God and not by governments, and therefore not definable or controllable by governments.

Little children sometimes play amusing little games in which their puppy dogs and kitty cats get married. In a similar fashion, grown-up poofters and diesel dykes sometimes pretend that they can get married to each other. Strangely, all good liberal twits pretend the same thing.

Every poofter has the God-given right to get married. He can marry any willing single woman he wants to.

Every bull dyke has the God-given right to get married. She can marry any willing single man she wants to.

Malcolm and Rebecca were united in marriage. Bruce and Donald were not.

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marriage

a union of 2 persons to the exclusion of all others..

dude, that dude is getting married with another dude!

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marriage

an excuse to make babies without being weird

person 1: did you hear that sabrina and robin had their marriage ceremony yesterday ( wedding)?
person 2: ah , so they were so desperate?

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Marriage

the formal union of two consenting adults typically in love, recognized by law, by which they become spouses.

Jane: "Wasn't Josh and Kate's wedding fun? I hope they have a beautiful marriage."
John: "I had a great time too. It makes me want to propose marriage to Mike."

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marriage

when a man decides its time to be your 2nd father

"where have you been until midnight"

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Marriage

Lying and cheating. Love is a lie. Never believe in love.

Marriage is stupid.

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marriage

when you take a next step in your life to be with your partner

marriage is good

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