Marvin Bowl

A really skimpy bowl of marijuana.

Hey I have full bowl of marijuana want to go half. Sorry all I have is Marvin Bowl.

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marvin-tasking

The process of attempting to multitask in which one task is important and the other is miscellaneous shit that does not matter and the miscellaneous/shit task diverts more attention, therefore resulting in absolutely no real work being accomplished.

Stop marvin-tasking and get back to work, you idiot.

Marvin-Gayed

To be murdered by one's own parent(s).

I want to tell my parents what jerks they are but I'm afraid I might get Marvin-Gayed.

dirty marvin

An exceptionally unclean individual known to posess a pungent aroma similar to the combined smell of baked ham and egg salad. They perform no function in society but yet feel a strong sense of entitlement. In most cases(not all) your typical dirty marvin has grown so fat they have lost the ability to wipe their own ass thus contributing to the smell. A dirty marvin can be a male or female of any race, as long as they meet the criteria mentioned above.

While at Walmarts today you wouldnt believe how many dirty marvins I saw. Must've been benefits day!

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Marvin K

U.K. slang for a drug combination of Ecstasy (MDMA) and Ketamine. Known in Australia as EK1.

He's not alone in the K-Hole, he's with Marvin K.

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marvin mioda

someone who i invented because everyone doesn’t even understand me and he actually does. <3

appearance/description: a little tall, short blonde hair, striped white and red shirt, rip jeans, lab coat (sometimes), green eyes, nice sometimes, 17 years old lol.

girl: go die nobody likes you, LOL!
me: someone does.
girl: who?
me: marvin mioda <3

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Marvin Gaye

Covertly covering up the act of sex when someone calls you.

Friend A: Telephone "Hey man what are you up to?"
Friend B: "Uh, 'Marvin Gaye' is over so ill tell you about it later."
Friend A: "You better listen to 'Marvin Gaye' until your dick hurts"

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