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A nigga that cap where there from
For example Christian tried to say he was from dc but his mom said he’s from maryland so he was false claiming so that makes him a Maryland man oh and ronda is fat
When someone gets 5 strikes in a row in bowling.
Wow, did you see Danny get that maryland bomber? That was sick!
You are tossing someones salad(eating out their asshooooooole) and they fart, thus expanding your cheeks leaving you with that blowfish face!
Glen: "Hey man! I heard that Roger turned Sarah into a maryland blowfish for a hot stinky minute"
Jack: "EW, yo"
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Passing on the shoulder when a car ahead is making a left turn on a one lane road. Most commonly seen in the state of Maryland, known as the home to America's worst drivers. Considered a symptom of constant unnecessary overly aggressive driving seen in most Marylanders.
Tom: Shit, the car ahead of me is making a left turn and I don't feel like slowing down.
Dave: Just pull a Maryland Bypass.
Tom: Good idea. You know in any other state you would probably get pulled over for doing this.
Dave: I hate Maryland.
Tom: Not as much as I hate New Jersey.
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A SMALL SMALL TOWN.. where one side of the town is mixed with rich prick heads and sluts, and the other side is mixed with rednecks and meth addics
Oakland Maryland , where the men are men and so are the women.
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Crabs... Maryland is known for its blue crabs and its high std rate. One infected with crabs is also likely to suffer from the blues... the term "maryland blues" spawns from these observations.
Sorry babe, I have the Maryland Blues!
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A sex act in which a woman rides a man cowgirl style, and the man raises his arms up to pinch/ squeeze the woman’s nipples, resembling a crab
A: I really got her off last night
B: How?
A: I used the Maryland crabpinch