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used a unit of measurement 1 mathew jones = 3 inches
my dick is the size of mathew jones
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He loves to have showers with other guys and has a massive forehead. Isn’t he is also know as the big daddy Bigfoot or shower and has suck countless dicks in his time
Mathew Faulkner hopped in the shower
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A loser who bullys kids that wont fight back and thinks he's the absolute king of everything he is also a HUGE Keyboard Warrior! with a 9inch
Mathew Cosmo: Wanna fight cunt!?
Small kid: NO!
Big guy: Wanna fight cosmo?
Mathew Cosmo: Leave me alone or i'm telling!
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Is a person with a very small penis. Sex is very difficult for Mathew Taylor because it’s hard to insert the penis fully into the vagiiiiin.
I feel bad for that dude, he’s got Mathew Taylor.
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a very cool person, only thing that's unsettling about them is how they only have 1 t on mathew. They hate math but they like fictional men, should've been named john menew
1. "Oh wow they despise math they're probably named John Mathew"
2. "Omg Fukuzawa is so hot i'm turning into John Mathew fr"
, he is like the dream boy anyone could ask for like in that 1 urban dictionary mathew ryan. He is blind at picking up hints and is too friendly that sometimes you think he’s just really nice. You watch a whole anime for him and he still wont pick up the hint.
fr i would puyat too if i was dating and talking to mathew ryan
someone a girl is so in love with omg !! she is head over heals
m- OMG STOP IM SO IN LOVE OMG MATHEW PURV IS GREAT
a- ok calm down