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As defined in the parkour bible, a Matty H is a move only for the bravest of Parkour specialists, many people who attempt a Matty H rarely live to tell the tale. The act of doing a Matty H (or Matt hazing) is to jump over a wall while someone films you from "sick" camera angles. There have been many videos on youTube featuring children trying to attempt the "Matty H".
Person 1: Did you see that guy on youtube attempting that Matty H
Person 2: Yes I did, he scored an 11/10 from me, #swagoverload
A hot AF DILF with a super twisted and sick sense of humor. Tells the best jokes, although often times inappropriate.
A good person to have in your corner. A certifiable bad ass with a true heart of gold.
Looks amazing in turnout gear.
Matty Bumble is the funniest mofo.
Everyone wants to be a Matty Bumble.
To be high as hell: smoking ridiculous amounts of marijuana.
Listen I might be crazy right now but that's because I'm on that matty b. high af buggin outon that Candice high afon that next level shit.
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a super-hot guy from the mtv show "Awkward". he plays the most popular guy at the school but likes& fucks the sometimes-pretty unpopular girl.
Girl 1 "omg did u see Awkward last night! Matty Mckibben and Jenna Hamilton fucked...again!"
Girl 2"yeah and matty yelped when he jizzed ...again!"
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Matt is a sometimes nice boy when its not the homecoming night. He spends most of his time creeping on facebook. He has a special liking towards freshmen girls and inappropriate crushes on most boys.
Despite this, he is very handsome and can pull off almost any haircut. Whether it be bald or mohawked, the big daddy is always looking fresh.
His favorite past time (besides facebook creeping) is being with Danielle because he loves her taste in tv shows and doesn't smell bad like the rest of his friends. Matt is a sure stud and a definite keeper as long as its not homecoming.
"how did Matt get that nickname?"-Danielle
"let's just say they dont call him matty matty the BIG daddy for nothing"-Caroline
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Mattie May is a name for a very special kid. She usually has long brown hair and hazel green eyes. She is very strong and is not shy. She is not afraid to stand up for what she believes in and is very kind and nice.
Here are some words that describe her...
Pretty
Honest
Humble
Patient
Nice
Kind
Super
Awesome
Caring
Loving
and......
Beautiful
If you have a Mattie May don't let her go, EVER!!!!
Mattie May is my best friend
The husband of jacob sartorius.
I love matty b! I love jacob sartorius! I love both of your stupidity
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