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something people say when theyre retarded or are having a identity crisis
"i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you"
"what"
My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me
My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me
I don't <3 You are the most beautiful person in the world. I mean, just look at you! You are so gorgeous than me. Don't let 1 person took you whole motivation down!
You: Everybody hates me because I am fat
Me: No, you are the most beautiful person in the world, don't let anyone judge you <3
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some overdramatic anime shit
Put your fucking hands up and get out of the car!
kill me where I stand
A sentence people use when they want money.
Best described by the poems of Ewan McTeagle.
Could you lend me a five bob till the next week?
Pay Me or I will BlaCkMailYou!
Follow me i know the way is mainly used by pedophiles and rapists as a way to lure in smaller children that are lost by telling them that they know the way.
Pedophile walks up to a lost child
Pedophile: "Hi are you alright?"
Child: "No sir im lost!"
Pedophile: "Follow me i know the way."
Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions
Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!