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kegel meatloaf

When a female’s kegel muscles are so strong, that anything inserted into her vagina comes out the same shape as the inside of her vagina.

After an intense masturbation session, Jayne’s favorite dildo came out looking like a kegel meatloaf.

by WoodenHeart May 22, 2023


Despair Meatloaf

A loaf of bread not made of actual bread but from the meat of orphans and their tears. Their sadness will forever remain in their hellish meat afterlife just like it did in reality.

I gave my ex girlfriend some despair meatloaf. She deserved it. She was a bitch.

by MotherfuckingMegaSassyHonk!!!! October 15, 2016


Seasoning the meatloaf

It's another term for masturbationand it often refers to a man spanking his meat and cumming

Man I love seasoning the meatloaf!

by Hoe_please_19 June 9, 2016


Michigan Meatloaf

According to my buddy Joel, He likes to perform what has now become the Michigan Meatloaf on his girl. This is accomplished by eating a dabble of ketchup off her ass pucker.
Much as you would eat the last corner of a piece of meatloaf. This does not have to be performed with ketchup, as any condiment will suffice.

I eat ketchup on everything, even off my girl's asshole. Hell everyone should try the Michigan Meatloaf at least once.

by hammondorf September 3, 2006

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nigger meatloaf

someone with a big booty

damn girl you got a “nigger meatloaf”

by crippledSanta666 October 1, 2019

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[Meatloafed] Me

When someone promptly takes the words out of your mouth right before you say it, Hence referring to the Song "You took the words right out of my mouth" sang by Meatloaf.

"OMG You MEATLOAFED ME! I was just about to say the exact thing but you took the words right out of my mouth!"

by Pattsicle April 27, 2015

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Meatloaf Curtain

When the lips of the vulva are large and dangly and meatloaf-like.

Dang that's a gross meatloaf curtain!

by Brandon Desmarais October 23, 2008

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