media manipulation

The practice of claiming that one or more media outlets lean to the left or right of politics in an underhanded effort to sell advertising for large corporate conglomerates. Often accompanied by the overt insinuation that 'normal' people are stupid and can't recognize any bias in any way or make their own decisions about the 'news.'

I sure wish I could tell if NPR or Fox news was biased or practiced media manipulation, but being such a dumb average American, they probobly know best. I'll let them tell me what to think.

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Social Mediaing

The act of going on social media websites or one single social media website.

Person A: "Hey what are you doing?!"
Person B: "Just social mediaing.. aha."

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Media Loading

When someone engages in two or more forms of media at one time e.g. t.v, msn, texting etc. This is highly unnecessary, annoying and uses far more power than is normal for one human being to consume.

Person 1: "Hey, what you up to?"
Person 2: "Just watching t.v, msning and texting."
Person 1: " Dude your media loading again!"

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media violence

“Media Violence is the kind of an extreme form of aggression that is produced due to constant exposure to aggressive and violent behavior in mass media, resulting in human suffering, lost lives, and economic hardship to our society as well as an atmosphere of anxiety, fear, and mistrust.

media Violence

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media whore

one who seeks attention by any means necessary

Jack says "OMG why did she just jump into that DRAMA" Jane says "Because she is a media whore "

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virgin media

ISP known to have some of the fastest internet available but due to their "traffic management" you can only reach full speed after 10PM

virgin media's STM sucks anal ring, i hate virgin media's "traffic management"

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Media Culpa

A televised public apology admitting one's fault. Based upon the Latin phrase "mea culpa", which basically means "my bad".

A media culpa is a popular activity for athletes and politicians. Famous media culpas: Bill Clinton, Tiger Woods, David Letterman, Eliot Spitzer, Kobe Bryant, Mel Gibson, Alex Rodriquez, Michael Phelps, Alec Baldwin, Hugh Grant, Michael Richards, Marion Jones, David Hasselhoff, Duane "Dog" Chapman, and on and on and on...

Did you catch Tiger Woods' media culpa this morning?

Oh yeah, I've already tweeted upon it thrice.

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